The Gerbil Chronicles, Part 2. The sage continues….
I called the pet store today and told them my story. I asked if the little pups survived, could I bring them to the pet store to sell. Afterall, they are the ones that sold me the defiled gerbil in the first place.
She stated, and I quote “Only if we have room, and currently we are being over run by them”.
My jaw dropped. I paused. Silence. No one spoke. You could hear a gerbil wheel run.
“Hmmm,” I said. ” Should I explain to you the breeding process?”
She was silent.
I asked her, “Then what do you suggest I do with all these gerbils that I didn’t want? No one told me they were buy one get 4 more later for free”.
Her suggesstion? Put an ad in the paper. She didn’t tell me what to list. Here is what I am thinking…
“Wanted. One hit man to take out all staff at Active Pets. Will pay handsomely in gerbils”
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I absolutely love your wanted ad! What an adventure.
Well, you could name each of the gerbs Katelyn, Ashley, Bethany and Dawson. You know…it could be a great life lesson visual concerning the breeding process;) “defiled gerbil” cracks me up!